If you’re viewing this page you either: A) Have no idea what this site is about. B) Want to learn more about Maple-News, or C) Are really bored.

Here you can find Frequently Asked Questions about the Maple-News Network.

Q: What is the Maple-News Network?
A: The Maple-News Network or MNN is a MapleStory news website. We’re your source for the latest and most accurate MapleStory news around. We have a staff of dedicated writers eager to keep you updated with what’s going on in the Maple World, and the world in general.

Q: Were you guys the first MapleStory news website?
A: Yes. Other sites have come and gone and most have repeatedly insulted us. What can you do? Nothing. Just ask them to please leave you alone and go about your normal routines. If you love writing, why should you care about other websites or popularity? If that’s important to you, grow up.

Q: Who is Savage?
A: Savage is the creator and owner of the Maple-News Network.

Q: I heard Savage is a vampire…is that true?!
A: Yes. Don’t fuck with him or he’ll suck your blood.

Q: Why does Savage talk about bats and like unleashing a swarm of them to eat people and feed them to their babies? Also, what’s the deal with vampire squirrels?
A: Savage likes bats and squirrels are just kick ass.

Q: When was Maple-News created? (SO I CAN GET YOU ALL A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! )
A: June 30, 2007. We want pie. Blueberry only.

Q: What separates you from other MapleStory fansites?
A: We don’t do bull shit. We’re not going to pretend we’re perfect little people who are professionals. We’re teenagers with a love for writing, not for being the best or outdoing people and competition. We did this for fun, not for money, not for fame, not to mess wtih people. Word.

Q: Who are you siding with: OdinMS or NEXON?
A: We don’t take sides. We have our own personal opinions, but we try to state the facts and be as unbiased as possible. However, some of our articles emphasize what the MapleStory community is feeling.

Q: Generally speaking, are you siding with the private servers or Nexon?
A: Neither. We, as an organization, try to deliver the news as unbiased as we possibly can. Some staff members, on the other hand, have individual opinions, which they will share freely.

Q: What is the deal with bats!?
A: Bats are awesome. Do you have a problem with that?

Q: OMG SAVAGE SUMMONED A SWARM OF BATS (Stirges) on me and now I’m dead and they’re raping me! What do I do?
A: Beg for mercy and then go get a cookie.

Q: Who’s Gerard Way?
A: If you don’t know, you fail at life.

Q: Why are these FAQ’s so weird and mean
A: They’re not. It’s called humor

Q: Dude! How many more of these things are there!?
A: I don’t know, you tell me.

Q: What happens if someone says, “OMG SAVAGE & MAPLE-NEWS SUCKS BALLS! I HATE YOU GUYS GO BURN YOUR SITE SUCKS!”?
A: You don’t wanna know… whatever happens after the banhammer is rated “Unsuitable for Any Age.”

Q: Do you guys accept donations?
A: We did, but no one gave a shit enough to ever donate. So no, we don’t accept donations, hence, we are non-profit.

Q: Non-profit? Like a charity…?
A: Yes. We run the charity for bats who maul people. Care to donate- oh wait, you can’t.

Q: How long will Maple-News continue?
A: Until people stop caring or when it’s not fun anymore.